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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

The best video game of all time. Yeah, that's right. Better than FFVII, LOZ: OOT, anything you think of. The game was truly a masterpiece. Now, why is it such an excellently crafted work of art that should be placed in a museum? Let's analyze it. First off, the physics are incredible. The game carries a surreal, unrealistic driving style that is actually much better than games that contrast. This means that you can drive through walls, up hills, through bridges, and much more with no issue at all! The developers obviously knew that what a racing game needs in order to be great is the option of free roaming. Every map consists of unlimited space for players to drive around, even letting them go into the depths of nothingness! The music is amazing. I would like to praise the composers of this game's soundtrack, for they are one of a kind. It is varied and memorable. Did I mention it's excellent? The graphics are really well done, in fact they are so well made that they can be compared to the games of today. Another thing to mention is that the game is also educational: it distinguishes the difference between "your" and "you're," by stating "You're winner" whenever you win a race against the commendable AI. Please, if you have some spare money left, go out and buy this game. For some reason, it's really cheap, despite being so- who am I fooling with this? Big Rigs is quite possibly the worst game ever made. When Superman 64 is better, you know you've made an atrocity.
Person 1: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is amazing!

Person 2: Yeah, I know, right?!

Both: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
by WhoIsThisGuy December 9, 2012
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Raging Asian

a crazy asian who needs rice within 30 minutes or he/she will go on a rampage kicking anything in site. This is how most asians get arrested.
i was watching some video and some raging asian came out of nowhere and was kicking the shit out of this guy.
by Justin Yee October 16, 2010
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bar raping

While playing Dance Dance Revolution, holding on the bar with both hands for a good portion of the song. Looked down apon by some
Damn, he pass MaxX Unlimited without bar-raping
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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mark-raping

When a teacher or professor takes off marks, or gives low grades to an individual for malicious reasons
"I was getting an A+ in that class, but then that professor who doesn't like me gave me a mark-raped me with a B+!" (mark-raping)
by Professor Poo January 10, 2008
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The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz

A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.
Small Child: look at that van up ahead
Ghost Victim: NOOOO! KID RUN...IT'S THE RAPING GHOST OF ALCATRAZ!
by ALKALINEOVERDOSE August 4, 2010
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Elbow Racing

When you and your buddy have two girls on the same bed. The girls are elbow to elbow and so are you and your buddy, while simultaneously nose deep in your respective snatches. The first to cum wins! There are 2 winners, but no losers in this game.
Me: Feel free to say no to this, but would you and your friend over there like to cum back to my apartment with my buddy and I for some elbow racing?
Girl: Why we would love to cum back and find out what elbow racing is!
by Rube Tube January 11, 2013
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Raging

Irish slang for being extremly angry.
John: I failed the French exam.
Mike: Raging !
by AllNamesTakenLads June 2, 2011
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