abbey russell

an amazing, kind, gorgeous, sporty, smart girl. she really wants a boyfriend who is taller than her and will hug her tightly. she is so rare and amazing once you find her never let her go.
"wow i wish i had an abbey russell as a friend!"
by one day you'll find me July 13, 2018
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Hungry Russell

I got a wicked hungry Russell from some guy off Craigslist
by Hohyeah May 6, 2016
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This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.
“HEY DID YOU KNOW ITS RUSSELL AND RYLEE SIMPER APPRECIATION DAY!?”
by Theblackiestboiaround January 8, 2021
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Russell

Russell is different he has been thru a lot and doesn't care if you know he is weird but sexy funny and all around perfect he doesn't need you to coddle him he has own back and yours too of you'll let him
by Carrussmu November 21, 2021
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Russell

Stupid fag retarded bitch synynom of down syndrome needs to wear glasses lips look like he drinks toilet water opposite of most definitions on here annoying doesnt know how to shut up unfunny stupid hated by everyone in the class idc if u dislike this
person 1: Russell has down syndrome.
Person 2: no shit! Sherlock.
by lussiantherussianguy January 10, 2024
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Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
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Russell

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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