victory royale

(n). 1. what fortnite awards you when you are the last person/duo/squad in the game.
(n). 2. something nobody gives 2 fucks about.

Person 1: Woohoo I got a victory royale!
Person 2: Yeah and I've got 100. Nobody gives a shit.

by Can I go home now May 29, 2018

Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

by Sharktopuss March 9, 2019

Royal Hippogriff

A wizard swear made popular by Goyle in the Very Potter Musical

This sucks royal hippogriff!

by imarielle August 1, 2009

Royal Steve

The Royal Steve Saga II "This time it's not next time"

A film made in the spring of 2003 available on DVD, Steve saves the world fom the forces of evil.
warning...
this film kicks ass...go to: despised.co.uk for more details

1 - Sup? Raped?
2 - No dude, i jused saw Royal Steve for the first time...
1 - yeah... it'll do that
2 - {speechless}

by Royal Steve (saviour of the omniverse) March 12, 2004

royal elmer

the skin that connects your dick an your sac.

While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.

by Bidds & MD September 8, 2007

roomlump

1) A roommate who is inactive most of the day, and requires a massive stimulus to be woken up.
2) The best kind of roommate

Girlfriend: "Who's that?"
Boyfriend: "Who? Oh, that's my roomlump. I only met him once."
Girlfriend: "But it's the second semester..."

by GMer56 September 30, 2010

royal alexander

The process by which a woman regurgitates on a man during intercourse, especially while she is giving head

She totally gave me a royal alexander

by Steebk September 5, 2015