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Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.
Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.
by atleastjake December 20, 2015
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three questions

Is she hot?
Whould you hit it?
What's her name? (usualy not needed)
hopper - "my friend is coming into town."
shane (shampoo) - "three questions."
hopper - "Yes, Yes, Who cares."
by cheatham homie April 22, 2006
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Security Question

An extra question used for setting up an account somewhere in case you forget your password.

However rather than adding extra security like they think they do, they make your account easier to hack because whilst you may have a great unguessable password, these questions are often easy for someone to guess or even know the answer to.

A sensible person would not give an accurate answer to one of these questions and would in fact have an answer that is as hard to guess as a password.
As an extra security question, Brooklyn Beckham, what is your mother's maiden name?:

Wouldn't be Adams by any chance?
by Bylli May 20, 2009
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Alexander QuestionMark

A comic book hipster kid who makes fun of hipster kids. Awkward with a bizarre sense of humor. Loves his clothes colours. Also works at a video game store in the mall. You cannot hang out with a kid like this without laughing. He comes up with great ideas on a minute to minute basis. Takes lots of care with his appearance, and does very well at it. Hopeless romantic. Also mixes and listens to TONS of music, including R&B, even though he is the whitest kid you know.
Alexander QuestionMark: "on a scale of one to hipster, i'm a fucking hipster."
by strawberryshortcunt September 15, 2010
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Female Question

A question posed by a female usually to a male where any answer will seemingly be the wrong one.
Female: So what exactly are we
Male: Where friends
Female: is that all i am to you!

Female: So what exactly are we
Male: Where dating aren't we
Female: Since when were we that serious?

Female: WHat are we
Male: I'm not answering that that's a female question
by Define24 August 11, 2019
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Anime_Quest0

A tiktoker the posts anime stuff on the platform tiktok
I'm bored, I think I will watch Anime_Quest0
by Anime_Quest0 April 19, 2022
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21 questions

An excuse for When a nigga wants to hear about ur sex life
Nigga: let’s play 21 questions

Bitch: sure, what size shoe are u?
Nigga: 8, you ever been in a 3 sum?
by Just that bitch okay July 12, 2022
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