Cheese Puffed

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Huff puffer

A chronic smoker

"You need to quit smoking you're becoming a huff puffer"

by Star Child89 June 30, 2017

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

Chimney Puffer

Someone who smokes excessively - cigarettes, cannabis or of the sort

Dude look at that guy from school, he’s always smoking, what a chimney puffer

by Offensive terminology June 3, 2018

Willow Puffer

A Willow Puffer is a person who inhales smoke from either a cigarette/joint and exhales it gently towards another persons anus resulting in a wink effect.

Ex: During the war, Jeremy found it rather exceptional to join a willow puffer contest to help feed his family.

by Bb cakes July 31, 2018

cheeto puffery

a lit word that you use when you eat a bag of cheetos and feel bad after

you make me wanna commit cheeto puffery em

by cheeto puffery September 29, 2018

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018