poonangy

What one obtains when he rolls with it.

Damn Jimmy, You must not be getting any poonangy these days.

by fast eddie March 25, 2005

poonbeck

Poonbeck is the word used to describe a severe 'drought' or absence of sexual activity.

Casey - can i tell you something??

Ben - yes of course.

Casey - I've got some serious poonbeck at the moment.

Ben - this must be a difficult time for you.

by BenJaminnn May 3, 2008

Poon-sickle

A person who avoids social contact, and opts. to play MMORPG's

Chris is being a poon-sickle.

by Big Thud May 23, 2008

poon fox

Someone who uses various deviously and sly methods in order to get some poontang.

Dude, check out that guy setting up an elaborate situation just to score some gash. What a poon fox.

by Makuus June 9, 2009

Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Often, Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."

So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!

by smblkc November 27, 2010

poonanza

a party which is compromised almost entirely of attractive females

dude i cant believe we didnt sneak into that poonanza last night. there were so many hot girls there

by Mathuba June 10, 2011

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010