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possum

used when dipping, a small pinch that is put in the upper lip instead of the bottom lip so the dipper doesnt get caught.
"Hey arent you gonna throw out your dip? the teacher is gonna see you!!!"
"Nah man i got a possum in...she wont ever see it!!!!"
by Dustin c November 22, 2007
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potty possum

someone in a public bathroom stall that plays dead by being completely silent when someone else comes in
I hate when I go into the bathroom and someone is playing potty possum waiting for me to leave... I just wanna shout "poop and flush at the same time!"
by ksaysthis February 6, 2014
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possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 6, 2007
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possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
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Possum

to "fist pound" and say "possum" is to say nice, or agreed
dude i fucked a MILF last night
possum!
by bob froguana March 27, 2010
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Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.
Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.
by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010
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postual intercourse

The action of a mail man engaging in sexual intercourse with one of his or her loyal applicants.
Mine was great, I had postual intercourse with my mailman.
by zerg_you_in_the_face November 7, 2010
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