pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

Pork Tucker

A foam or plastic band that wraps around your waist makes you look slightly thinner than what you really are.

Take off that pork tucker, you are not fooling anyone.

by riz biz November 2, 2010

Pork Fishing

Casting your line out, hoping to catch some fresh dick.

Three hours of pork fishing on grindr last night and I still didn't manage to catch a big one.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

vitamin pork

(1) Noun.

The nutrient lacking in the blood stream of vegans.

(2) Noun.
The sex vitamin.

Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.

Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.

by SirGatorFalls September 14, 2016

Pulling pork

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

by Piplover September 4, 2016

Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2016