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Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.
by Mike Jones February 9, 2005
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poker face

I'm sorry.
I'm having a hard time reading her Poker Face.
by bam mcbambam June 27, 2010
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phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket
Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.
by wpk914 February 13, 2010
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cow poker

A person who goes out and intentionally has sex with cows.
Man that guy in sales is a real cow poker.
by Slickfly December 29, 2007
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Hodur El Poderoso

Hodur is the best!
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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phoner

An erection that occurs while talking on the phone to a girlfriend or some other real or imagined sexual partner.
Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.

I could tell by Kobe's phoner that his phone conversation was getting pretty hot.
by Mr. Johnny Fingers April 8, 2010
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Poker Hot

Stupid bullshit word G4 put in a commercial that isn't even funny and is a horrible example of the amazingness of urban dictionary.
I was watching this show last night on G4 and that stupid commercial with the word Poker Hot came on and I was like, this pisses my balls off.
by Spumspumss August 16, 2009
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