noted poker authority

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.

Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.

by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006

Poker Night

When a group of guys ....(in highschool)....sit around at another guys house and masturbate and watch porn and other naughty things sometimes grls go to watch and that's okay.

Hey are you gonna go to poker night at dempsey's on sunday?
yea i can't wait

by kam&doh April 1, 2005

Poker porn

Poker Porn, to become so excited/aroused whilst watching a mate (preferably of the opposite sex)playing on-line poker. Particulary when they're down to the final 3 players, playing really well and kicking butt.

Man your good, this is better than free porn, Poker Porn!

I was getting off last night just watching you play poker, damn ur good...it's Porker Porn

by gingerfishy April 18, 2008

Pomeranian goggled

To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle

Michelle got Pomeranian goggled when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.

by TangBanger December 15, 2008

smot pokers

the (pot) smokers. its in skeevy skeevy stoner code so that pigs don't know what were talking about see (poke smot)

'those smot pokers sure poke alotta smot'

by eeep September 25, 2005

BOOM Poker

One of the only true forms of poker left.

It can be played in any NL poker game...

It is All in or fold....Limping is allowed in your blinds...You will win more money playing BOOM then any straight up form of poker...

There are also many spin offs of BOOM:

Positional BOOM - All in from the button

Every 5th hand BOOM - Going all in every 5th hand(can be substituted for ANY # of your choice)

Defend your blind BOOM - If someone raises your blind...ALL IN!

Yoshi BOOM - All in on any 2 shitty cards

UTG BOOM - All in from UTG

AND MANY MORE!

A boom is also only done correctly if the table is aware of the boom, before you actually go all in...

Your cards = 35 Suited and your UTG

You: "Anyone have the time?"
Some guy at your table: "12:15 sir"
You: "WRONG! ITS BOOOOM TIME!!!!"

At this point you push all in....In this example your actually performing a UTG Yoshi BOOM...You will win playing this from of BOOM Poker

by Lil Chad May 29, 2007

poker

A very profitable game for psychics.

"Damn, Miss Cleo sure kicked my ass in that poker game."

by William Stephens May 3, 2006