penis plater

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.

That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick

by BOD August 27, 2003

bum platter

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.

"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."

by Ren October 24, 2004

The Platter

A drunken prank of knowingly shitting on one's toilet lid to be discovered later by a unsuspecting person. Usually done at a friends house you just don't give a fuck about or at a random house party. Basically one upping the Upper Deck.

Dude go check out the platter I just left in the bathroom, grab your shit let's get out of here .
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.

by 9 1/2 Limp, magine dat!!! December 18, 2010

Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010

Plated

When you lick someones arsehole like your licking your plate when you've finished a meal.

Dave said, "i plated her clean out"

by Geetthepuppiescleanout May 7, 2009

nickel plated whistle

Gun
Strap
Gat
Heat
Firearm
what the fuck ever you want

I bust my nickel plated whistle and let one slip into that crazy fool.

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

plateau

Neighborhood situated in downtown Montreal. Situated between Sherbrooke street(South), Park avenue (West), the railroad(north) and Iberville street (east).
This area is well known for its cultural scene, since it is the part of town where the largest amount of artists live. It also is home of the main core of Montreal nightlife. Saint-Laurent blvd, Saint-Denis ,and Mont-Royal are the places to go if you want to taste true Montreal nightlife.
The area was first built for proletarians but in the begining of the twenty first century house prices skyrocketed.

''These platocentrists really think that they are the shit''
''I got drunk in park lafontaine''
''I went to party in the plateau with my artist friends''

by Olivier Gariepy January 27, 2008