pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016

pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.

The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

PitySnapper

A person on Snapchat who pity's themselves so much it becomes irritating to point of blocking them.

"God Jennifer is such a PitySnapper Ima block her"

by Mr.Slayer69 February 8, 2017

pippy long cockings

part of Sister Take Down(STD). Real name is Natalie. A stripper

Pippy Long Cockings works for the strip club down the street

by big booty HOpe March 23, 2017

pifty

an asshole, usally associated with men/women with huge ass holes, so big it gives evidence of hard anal.

' man she's a pifty'

by dhdndhhd April 2, 2017