pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
Get the West Philly Water Fountainmug. Philly Girl
An indestructible woman. Someone who can take care of herself and those she cares about.
An indestructible woman. Someone who can take care of herself and those she cares about.
by Philly Girl! May 27, 2024
Get the Philly Girlmug. (Noun) A Phillies-Karen is a middle-aged to older woman with the classic soccer mom, suburban look—think stiff shirt-butch haircut, pearl-clutching tendencies, statement earrings, and a superiority complex—who behaves with bratty entitlement and petulance. Unlike other “Karens,” a Phillies-Karen specifically targets or terrorizes kids and vulnerable individuals, often by confiscating items meant for them. She’s the living embodiment of a Grinch at the ballpark: greedily snatching joy (and souvenirs) with theatrical flair.
2. A Phillies-Karen is a Grinch who stole Christmas—but now at any venue or societal event—complete with entitlement, theatrics, and self-importance.
Etymology:
Coined after an infamous incident on September 5, 2025, during a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game at LoanDepot Park. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son for his birthday. Enter “Phillies-Karen”: a woman who stormed over, demanded the ball (claiming it was hers), and pressured the father into surrendering it—leaving the boy heartbroken and the crowd outraged. The video went viral, and she instantly became a nationwide symbol of petty entitlement.
2. A Phillies-Karen is a Grinch who stole Christmas—but now at any venue or societal event—complete with entitlement, theatrics, and self-importance.
Etymology:
Coined after an infamous incident on September 5, 2025, during a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game at LoanDepot Park. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son for his birthday. Enter “Phillies-Karen”: a woman who stormed over, demanded the ball (claiming it was hers), and pressured the father into surrendering it—leaving the boy heartbroken and the crowd outraged. The video went viral, and she instantly became a nationwide symbol of petty entitlement.
1. “Looked up, and there she was—the proud Phillies Karen, sashaying off with my nephew’s ice cream cone like she’d just discovered buried treasure.”
2. “Grandma morphed into a Phillies Karen at the buffet, scooping all the mashed potatoes into her purse while the kids were stuck with peas.”
3. “If someone aged 55 screeches ‘That is mine dammit!’ while snatching the last slice of cake at a children’s birthday party, you’ve spotted a wild Phillies Karen in her natural habitat.”
4. “A perfect stranger at the store pulled a temporary Phillies Karen move when she confiscated our toddler’s toy and told us to learn how to parent, before realizing it was playtime for the toddlers.”
5. “Beware the high school lunch-time Phillies Karen teacher who swoops in for your pancakes, declares ownership, then waddles off with two plates like an overstuffed raccoon with nothing for anyone else to eat.”
2. “Grandma morphed into a Phillies Karen at the buffet, scooping all the mashed potatoes into her purse while the kids were stuck with peas.”
3. “If someone aged 55 screeches ‘That is mine dammit!’ while snatching the last slice of cake at a children’s birthday party, you’ve spotted a wild Phillies Karen in her natural habitat.”
4. “A perfect stranger at the store pulled a temporary Phillies Karen move when she confiscated our toddler’s toy and told us to learn how to parent, before realizing it was playtime for the toddlers.”
5. “Beware the high school lunch-time Phillies Karen teacher who swoops in for your pancakes, declares ownership, then waddles off with two plates like an overstuffed raccoon with nothing for anyone else to eat.”
by Tonetare2016 September 10, 2025
Get the Phillies Karenmug. Happens when an individual is extremely intoxicated and their one eye goes up and the other eye goes down, make a awful face which usually results in passing out in the nearest corner or chair.
Last night at the party, tim totally had The Philly Eye, which resulted in spilled bear and a body to move around.
by Lizbeth22 February 14, 2008
Get the the philly eyemug. by Steamer Cleveland November 8, 2019
Get the Philly pocket bookmug. an amazing person that is caring, beautiful, and smart. she could pull any guys or girl she wants. she is the best person
by iheartfeet August 20, 2021
Get the Phillymug. Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.
Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.
Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.
Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"
by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022
Get the uncle phillymug.