peice of fuck

an insult, that came out of a long night of gaming on an N64

WTF! How the hell did u kill me with slappers you SHITTING PEICE OF FUCK!?

by someone911 May 1, 2006

peice

A handheld pipe most commonly used for marijuana.

"Check out my new peice man!"

by Coleh moleh August 2, 2006

you peice of peice

A solid insult to use against someone to really trip them out.

"oh yeah, well your momma is phat!"
"you peice of peice, dont eva talk about ma momma!"

by C-Lub Ndawg January 5, 2005

pelican

Grabbing one's testicle with your fist while simultaneoulsy draping one's shaft over it the ball, creating the pelican's beak over the gobler-like throat.

Like a pelican with a large throat

by John Klug May 8, 2006

Devil's Pedicure

A footjob/handjob, with the implication of financial gain.

"I hear she isn't the prim and proper girl she appears to be...her steady hands may well have done the devil's pedicure."

by ChairmanChen March 27, 2013

Pelican

A verb or adjective used to prevent someone from entering your dorm room because you are having intercourse.

Person 1: "Hey, imma need to pelican tonight with this slam piece."
Person 2: "Atta boy" *fist bump*

by All Mine SJR December 18, 2010

Screaming Pelican

A sexual act occurring only at beaches or sandboxes. It is a variation of anal doggy style. To perform the act, the male or "pitching" partner pulls out during an otherwise normal session of doggy style and grabs a handful of sand. The sand is then forcefully inserted into the anus of the female or "receiving" partner. Anal doggy style is then resumed, as the horrified screams of the receiving partner slowly turn into death gurgles/rattles - similar to that of a pelican.

Man: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a Screaming Pelican the other day.

Dude: Oh, man, so how'd she like it?

Man: She's was hella pissed off. She even threatened to call the cops for assault.

by Mexijews Productions August 12, 2009