Patriots

over hyped football team only supported by winner pickers

guy: bro my team just lost a game like awfully

other guy: dude just support the patriots

by IAmTryingMyBest November 8, 2021

Patriots

This team is the nastiest skank bitch in the NFL. Do not trust them. They are fugly sluts.

"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."

by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017

Patriot

1. a person who vigorously supports their country and is prepared to defend it against enemies or detractors (International)
2. a terrorist (United States Modern)

"I am a true American patriot" - idk probably Jake Angeli

by Cassette_Tayp September 8, 2021

patriot by proxy

people who rep their supposed "home country" despite having only lived in a nation foreign to said country.

In spite of living in Canada his entire life, rapper Tom MacDonald is known for his MAGA-themed and American patriotic songs, and he may be considered a patriot by proxy because of this.

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

Show of patriotism

to use a food stamp card at a store

Sam offered a show of patriotism as payment for his groceries at the supermarket.

by The White James Stinson December 28, 2011

patriot pooper

A person or group of people who are determined to close every bathroom at North Warren Regional High-School. To do this they deficate as much as possible into the bathroom toilets, after clogging them.If the perpetrators are super determined they will use the walls.

Alex: "Hey I clogged the toilet, I'm the patriot pooper"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"

by TrashManv33 June 15, 2018

Patriotic Communism

The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.

Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.

by Alakaska November 13, 2018