very hairy berry patch

Unshaven vagina with crabs.

That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

cabbage patch

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.

by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011

Patchouli

Patchouli is a foul smelling stench with strong overtones of mold and mildew. It has become popular with young, and sometimes successful, bohemian types. They often wear it to mask their success and to feel more grounded, as they smoke their American spirits and drink PBR. These days there's nothing cooler than smelling like you live in your parents moldy basement.

Why does it smell like a moldy dead guy in here?

Oh, that's just Nikky, she's wearing patchouli again.

by Barry Buckhorn October 15, 2014

patchouli smoker

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.

B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.

by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006

patchouli

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

by fnordmotorco August 12, 2005

patch of crazy

Another word for vagina

Heather is such a whore, she cant keep her patch of crazy closed!

by G*bby April 10, 2007

Patch-Eyed

1:Dumb, stupid, retarded, idiotic, asshole-ish
2:Adjective to describe another bad word

1: You are soo patch-eyed.

2: You patch-eyed bitch!

by EasyD October 10, 2008