parches

Slang Word for "condoms"

Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?
Antonio; Simon Ese !

Miguel; Got the Condoms ?
Antonio; yeah Dude !

by Christian Villalobos November 8, 2007

paced

when one is so extremely intoxicated he cannot control any simple motor skills, referring that he must take the Pace bus home

Yo come check out this dude! Fucker is paced there's no way he's getting home!

by schlitz3 August 15, 2008

[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

by Psychohammer1980 July 28, 2017

pancel

Cancelling on a plan whilst making it seem like the other persons fault

Person 1: so I have to work this weekend but you can still come if you want.

Person 2: OMG are you pancelling on me?!

by Huwp November 29, 2016

Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.

Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Pardeep

A girl, who has an innocent face but not so innocent attitude and personality.

Pardeep is a gorgeous girl with a lot of intelligence. Everyone adores her because she is lovely and gentle. If you come across a Pardeep, don't let her go.

Wow, she’s definitely a Pardeep

by queeniekaur November 22, 2021

Parcker

Comes off really quite but once you get to know him he's funny. A good gamer too. Caring person and would give you loads of kisses. Weak towards people he loves and cares about. Sensitive and introverted.

Hyper in mlbb, best boyfriend, parcker

by Haguraaaaaazzzzz November 23, 2021