Media Poisoned

A person who's so isolated and so over-exposed to media (such as film) that they think the world works in the same way.

My friend doesn't trust me anymore because he thinks I act too much like a slytherin, what does that even mean? He's media poisoned."

by Formentera-Lady December 26, 2025

Poison

the most beautiful person ever. aka me

person 1: marry me poison ur beautiful

person 2: no they're mine!

by poisonnnnnn November 23, 2021

Mood Poisoning

A temporary psychological and physiological condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an individual experiencing acute negativity. Symptoms typically include headaches, decreased energy, spontaneous sighing, and a contagious urge to roll one's eyes.

I love my friend Sarah, but I need to limit our coffee dates to 30 minutes to avoid mood poisoning - she's been really negative lately.

by SalvyZ January 30, 2025

AI poisoning

The act of modifying a photo, text or other file so AI struggles to use it, by adding garbage data to it.

1: "I should poison my image so AI can't scrape it."
2: "So that's why it's called AI poisoning"

by Tijabe February 11, 2025

poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025

Poison Toby

A poison toby is where you do a poop, and stack them on top of each other. This makes a tower, and then you diarrhea on top of the tower, and then sit on it therefore making it a Poison Toby.

Damn, James left a mean Poison Toby in the Edge apartments, It got clogged.

by Child Pilot February 24, 2025

poison dragon

A sex act involving a prostitute sticking their tongue up a man's butt; analingus.

Tim: I saw an ad for a hooked under my door. I called the number, and they sent a hooker to my hotel to give me a poison dragon.

by redroadpunk May 31, 2023