Photojack

1. To appear in someone else's photo without thier permission, often pulling a stupid or offensive pose. Best done in a dark club where the deed can't necessarily be detected until the photo is viewed, by which time a speedy escape has already been made.

2. To jump in front of a camera as someone is taking a picture of someone/thing else. Worsks especially well on tourists in foreign cities.

Often causes frustration and annoyance to the victim(s) but great amusement to the perpetrator and thier peers.

"Remember that bunch of gimps in the club last night? I photojacked them a goodun! Ninja style too!"

"Dude! I can't believe it! I was taking a photo of my fellow tourist, Wing Shing Li, in front of Big Ben and someone Photojacked me! It was my last picture too!"

by Mark of Farnborough October 8, 2007

photoshoppery

Highly manipulated photograph or photographs, created using the Adobe Photoshop software. The results usually fool the eye into thinking that the photoshopped image is a single original photograph. If on the internet, created with a satirical or humourous intent. If in print, often referring to illicit manipulation of a photojournalism image.

"I know that my newspaper has no writen policy on this kind of photoshoppery, but..."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.

Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.

by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022

photoshop girl

When a girl uses photo shop in order to digitize themselves to appear better to other people viewing their pictures on myspace/facebook.etc but in real life they dnt appear to look anything like the picture they have, they look much much worse.

tom: ay man this chick on myspace added me she looks really hot...i think i might meet her.

jeff: naw dude dnt be fooled shes a photoshop girl ... shes hella ugly in real life ive seen her...

by eddy6393 July 21, 2009

Photoshop

#1) noun. Arguebly the highest-quality and most versatile graphics design/editing software on the market. Highly expensive, but having nonetheless seen widespread use across the 'net (partly due to Kazaa's influence.

#2) verb. To "photoshop" an image is to generally merge or edit the picture's qualities, typically with Adobe Photoshop. Has now crept into common usage to describe any images (especially photographs) that've been edited (This term was originally used in reference to Photoshop.)

Guy: "I finally recieved my order of Adobe Photoshop in the mail today. Dang, I feel lucky"
Other guy: "You *brought* yours? Damn man, I just d/loaded a hacked Photoshop Warez from Kazaa. w00t!"

by Alhadis June 24, 2004

photoshopping

The act of using an image software application, especially Adobe Photoshop, to manipulate an image, usually for comedic reasons

See also:
photoshop, shop

Websites such as Something Awful and Fark are well-known for photoshopping contests

by Merovingian August 16, 2005

photoshopped

When a photo has been digitally edited using photoshop. This normally involves celebrity porn or kittens.

That's not Britney Spears, that's been Photoshopped!

by Teaboy April 10, 2004