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petaphile

a person who gets anything kept on file about them petted.

someone that has alot of information on file kept about them, like issues, trama, disorder, health condition, criminal past. Their files get pet by someone, because they want to pet the petaphile to shus him/her up, and stop them from being an ass.

Kindof feel bad like they were forced to be unfortunate.
Bab is such a petaphile. Look he has so much medicine. They are obviously petting his files up as he is so sad.
by europopian August 23, 2009
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Petard

The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.
"I can't believe he just did that, what a fucking Petard."
by SnG. April 4, 2010
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Peta-proof

When something is completely unfuckable, or has been fucked so many times but still works.
I dropped my 2-way under the truck, still works.

Wow, it's peta-proof.
by Preh March 5, 2014
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petafilific

1:the state of being a petafile 2:describing something that involves a petafile 3:of or being related to a petafile
That was so petafilific!
by monstr_motard March 26, 2014
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petafilism

The act of being a petafile or being petafilific
That guy does nothing but petafilism
by monstr_motard March 26, 2014
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Petaphile

A Petaphile has certain traits found in the borderline personality disorder:

Demanding attention for him/herself by forcing a response out of their environment. Weither this attention be positive or negative doesn't seem relevant, they just want to be "heard". They will use dishonest "facts" to persuade or slander opposing parties. The petaphile knows no inbetweens when it comes to forming their opinion over other human beings, it is either an enemy or a friend. Violating a fellow-human's rights and law to achieve what they feel fulfills them is not uncommon.

When trying to reason with a petaphile or point out the ridiculousness in their bahaviour, it's likely to receive a spectacle of hostility, denial, accusations or made up "facts". A petaphile will claim all it's offensive behaviour to be for a greater purpose... Animal rights.
But once responsibility over these animals is achieved, a petaphile will not be able to handle the responsibility of actually caring for them, as the borderline personality characterizes impulsive behaviour... The animals end up being euthanized or set "free" in a hostile environment where they are sentenced to cruel death.

A petaphile, lacking the consience of a healthy human mind, will disregard the mass killing of the subject they seemingly appeared to protect as "better than being a slave to humans".
Your mindset on animal wellfare is unhealthy, you seem to be a petaphile.
by Yummyp00p November 10, 2016
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PETA

Sexy ass bitch, America de Cali fan, Great in bed
Peta put it in deeper oh oh oh fuck fuck fuck eat my tits
by divertido casi January 26, 2017
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