PETAism

believing that all animals are superior and more valuable than any human; political hater of the human race

Hillary, a staunch believer in PETAism, tested a food sample on her four children before feeding it to her pet fish to make sure it was safe for him to consume.

by rsnisgay1 November 20, 2009

petalphile

a woman who is constanly wants flowers so she can use them as forget me nots

"he loves me he loves me not" (while picking apart the petals on a flower) "hey quick being such a petalphile and go out with him allready"

by themaninside_yourhead September 25, 2011

Petard

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

by MaximoSuchka June 4, 2018

Petaloso

Bello, carino, con molti petali, bene.

A: Come va? B: Eh, petaloso.

by Peppino di Capri June 15, 2018

petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

A meme where a character turns into plushie

Lois: petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

by Imthehamman July 4, 2023

your pet a sket

the WORST insult EVER according to date, if used every planet explodes

1-yourm mom gay
2-your dad a lesbian
1-your granny tranny
2-your grandpap a trap
1-your sister a mister
2-your brother a mother
1- i will say it
2-i dare you
1-y-your pet a SKET
*LITELARRY EVERY PLANET FUCKING EXPLODES AND EVERY ONE ON EARTH DIES*

by thememel0rd May 27, 2018

Petar

Petar is usually a snitch. He will snitch all of his friends. He is ugly as well and a very bad boyfriend.

We: we didn’t know you are telling secrets of people
Petar: Well I am not, I am just a snitch.

by Alwayshigh420 November 10, 2019