An unintentional (see: typo) portmanteau of "observation" and "masturbation".
The act of pleasuring oneself while performing voyeuristic activities.
The act of pleasuring oneself while performing voyeuristic activities.
by the inane one December 19, 2009
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1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010
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the art of obsessivism
by insert name heree February 22, 2011
Get the obsessivism mug.Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.
by Anton Veronika Cloncurry May 4, 2011
Get the obsessticle mug.extremely obsessed, infatuated, or intrigued;
used in place of the word "obsessed";
should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel
used in place of the word "obsessed";
should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel
Jenni: Did you see that new episode of How I Met Your Mother?
Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!
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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?
Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.
Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!
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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?
Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.
by oliveantoinette November 3, 2011
Get the obsessticles mug.The mom that ignores her kids cuz she is to busy giving to the homesless.
The dad that is married to his detective work and not his family.
They are obselfless
The dad that is married to his detective work and not his family.
They are obselfless
by Camkayd November 28, 2011
Get the Obselfless mug.When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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