Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 5, 2024

Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

nonce

an insult against a person who likes to touch up kids

also known as “doing a thomas”

“look at him, he’s such nonce” “yeah he’s a right thomas “

by djsmallfry August 20, 2020

nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022

nonce

slang for pedophile

Justin Aaron is a nonce

by bigchungus6923 January 25, 2022

Nonce

Slang term for peodophile

“Wow, I heard GEORGE RECINI is a massive nonce!”

by elintillyjarman September 18, 2018

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I put my name in urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021