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nonce case 

A word used to describe a nonce (paedophile) in the U.K. You can also just say that my dad is a nonce case.
"Mark you nonce case she's about 16!"
" NONCE! "
nonce case by Clog2838383 June 7, 2017
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Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.
As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Nonce Sweets 

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?
Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye
'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'
nonce-sense by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

nonce fc 

Nonce fc is a commonly used name for celtic football team of glasgow. The name originated from NONCE - which is used to describe pedo's in jail. Therefore celtic fc due to there history of problems involving sex scandals at the youth club have been tagged with the name Nonce fc
person a: You see nonce fc lose the other night?
person b: aye they got fucked by clyde, usually they get a flukey last minute goal but not this time
nonce fc by bigjock September 18, 2007

Nonce aware 

Someone who is nonce aware is a god.
That bloke is so nonce aware he deserves around of applause
Nonce aware by bigladtilly December 12, 2020