Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

My ticket hit

Winning your sports bet or lottery ticket

I put in a 10 leg parlay and my ticket hit!

by Young_Fly_GQ November 6, 2025

The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.

I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.

by TheTicketWolf September 29, 2008

Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

2506 Assault Brigade X Robles <Mating> = $25 Open Container Ticket

2506 Assault Brigade X Robles <Mating> = $25 Open Container Ticket

2506 Assault Brigade X Robles <Mating> = $25 Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Ticket Booth

The name of a very large penis, a ticket booth.

"have you seen oscars ticket booth? its big enough to fill up the entire bus!"

by Ivor Pumpalumpa February 21, 2022