Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018

Tomato Tall Pie

The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.

On the menu: Tomato Tall Pie.

by bonelesspizza January 25, 2017

max di tomato

a man that is italian with di as their middle name

Man: “ayy its max di tomato!”
Italian: “SHUT UP””

by maxditomato123 May 12, 2022

tomato-cream soup

when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.

Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning

by large_erection14 April 14, 2018

heinz tomato ketchup

It's our Sun ripened toatoes

heinz tomato ketchup is red

by Blackswordsmen March 16, 2017

Big lettuce tomato

It is a reference to a video on live leak... good luck finding it.

“Have you ever had the big lettuce tomato, it’s a big thing.”

by Big boi27 November 10, 2018

Fried green tomatoes

A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes

Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.

by DDD in Dallas March 21, 2013