Candace Nelson

A weird goose, usually found in Arabia who eats anas hairs.
Usually extremely obese.

Man that Candace Nelson is blocking my view, i got better luck standing behind a truck.

A fart jar

by Lywewe Jihoovawitz September 26, 2010

willy nelson

reverse father nelson, done towards the front instead of back.

Carlos was so mad that he looked Danny in the face and gave him a willy nelson

by mpc6q7 September 19, 2013

adam nelson

is a unconfident person who is really shy and awkward he is tall and is bad with girls.

adam nelson is bad with girls because hes and unconfident person.

by adam nelson November 15, 2013

Nelson

A water pipe/bong commonly used to inhale marijuana.

Adapted from the previous form 'bilson' a play on the reference to the great Nelson Mandela.

romp that nelson cunt

by bamily March 8, 2015

Nelson

stupid short little men who think they are big and gods gift to women.
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had

Boy: "hey im a nelson"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"

by Muhhamad October 20, 2008

Nelson

Somebody who is unusually tall but has a very small penis.

That guy that bought me that prankster drink is such a Nelson

by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006

neesh

A no-no. Something that is to not be done. Usually a warning given after a rather repulsive action.

You hooked up wit her? Neesh, man, neesh.

by ConDawg January 28, 2005