The Needy Caveman

A man who really likes to have anal sex.

Gary was the needy caveman.

by Spandex McGee. July 3, 2008

You Need More Cores

Generally lacking in devices with high computational power.

The slowest player to load during a multi-player game.

Can also be used to express ignorance/inferiority.

Are you sporting a RAZR flip phone? You need more cores.

Are you still on AOL? You need more cores.

Are you running AMD? You need more cores.

Are you in a Counter-Strike OGL 2v2 Modem League? You need more cores.

by HoldTheLine January 4, 2013

I need to use the bathtub

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub

Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!

by rhdreams January 3, 2015

We need to talk

A women's secret word for: Sorry but you're fucked.

Once you here this word you have to think fast.
Because it means you're in pretty big trouble for some reason.

Women: We need to talk
Man: Shit. I'm screwed.

by HAPPY CHalK March 26, 2017

I need a medic bag

When you go through something that is so painful that you're imitating Dallas (from Payday) screaming to death for a medic bag.

*Gets shot by four snipers at the same time.*
Dallas: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need a medic bag..."

by DallasIsDown January 24, 2018

I needed my oils wet

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019

I need to get the milk

The sentence of every disappearance.

-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?

by ara129 October 18, 2021