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nut surprise

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and he randomly nuts on her face then yells surprise!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night!"
by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008
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ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014
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Flab Nuts

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.
Cammy loves tickling georgia's flab nuts

Cammy:"i love them flab nuts!"
by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011
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Nut Plate

What you would call a female's forehead during sex or when talking about sexual interactions.
After she gave me the sickest blowjob, I just had to plop a fat one on her Nut Plate.
by D0D4 February 16, 2019
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Nut Thrust

When a male flexes his nutsack, making his balls move up and down.
My parents weren't home for a while, so I did a good 10-minute Nut Thrust.
by Lizard sandwich May 20, 2013
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Nut Gunk

The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.
Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021
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fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.
by sponge tea December 16, 2019
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