dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

dumb snatch

a person who irritates you or does something you don't like. can be passed around playfully with friends or used seriously

Karen why did you give him my number you dumb snatch.

by hth97 February 13, 2017

dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.

Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence

by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018

Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.

After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.

by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

Dumb Chicken

Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.

Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.

by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019