mysterious male

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015

Mystery swirl

The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).

Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

mysteri

Some one else

She is Mysteri.

by Rhsbdjejjsnfnej November 30, 2016

mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Mysterteck

1 :Self Proclaimed ( wannabe ) God
2 :Spacebar slayer

Dude don't be mysterteck

by Noob.God September 3, 2017