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Definitions by Noob.God

Takalkar 

A Takalkar is a parasite that lives off other people. It can be identified easily: It's jobless, it lives off money of mummy daddy or wife. It's answer for any challange in life is whipping out his softy and wanking it to the point of anxiety and zinc deficiency. Takalkar aims to be a mukbang youtuber but it's single digit IQ does not allow it to be.
Takalkar got kicked out of BPO kek.

Bbbbbbroooo I relapsed. "You're a Takalkar man"
Takalkar by Noob.God April 25, 2022
An idiot that sells his ps3 and ps-vita to buy weed or wooden logs
Dude stop being a weed boy and come to college
weed boy by Noob.God September 8, 2017
A lovely demon with extreme affinity to wooden logs
It's the toxu!
toxu by Noob.God September 6, 2017
To write poetry for girl that already told you she likes someone else.
Stop being such a marryan
marryan by Noob.God September 6, 2017

Mysterteck 

1 :Self Proclaimed ( wannabe ) God
2 :Spacebar slayer
Dude don't be mysterteck
Mysterteck by Noob.God September 3, 2017