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Mustard

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.
It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?
by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007
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Mustard

Yellow glotch that some people like to put on their food. It often comes in a yellow thing with a nozzle on it.
by blii February 19, 2003
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Fuck Mustard

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.
by Hexicated September 6, 2013
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mustard face

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009
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cut the mustard

Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.
She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?

He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.

She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!
by Hugh Chardon Junior July 8, 2010
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mustard

mustard(v.)
when a guy with a short and thick cock (sausage-like penis) cums inside of a girl.
would you please mustard my hole?
by OokamiMariellaChan July 22, 2009
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mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts
by mike December 23, 2004
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