A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.
It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,
12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?
Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?
12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?
Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?
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The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
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