Cock Music

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.

"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"

by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

Music Lover

A person that truly appreciates music. One who understands that music is life.

A true Music lover wont limit himself to certain types of music becuse of his skin coler, or his friends, or whats popular, but rather sample the best from each genre.

-Why does DJ Spectrum mix to so many different types of music??

-He's must be a true music lover

by Dj Spectrum September 24, 2008

High School Musical

A stupid movie on Disney that children watch because they think Zac Efron is apparently hot and the movie is obviously incorrect because of how they show theater geeks as snobby and mean, which in making the future theater geeks as snobby brats.

IDIOT 1 WATCHING HSM: OMG, High School Musical is such an inspiration to make me a total idiot in the theater world!! I am going to act just like Sharpay and Ryan when I get into High School!!

COURTNEY WATCHING HSM: I can't believe I liked this crap.

by The Complete Idiot October 3, 2008

music core

A musical genre that includes everytype of music. This is usually a sarcastic response given when some lame scenester asks what type of music you listen to after listing 20+ genres that may or maynot exist.

Scenester: Yeah so I listen to gothcore, disco ska, plip hop, darkwave, lightwave, gabber, and science rock. So what kind of music are you into?

Sarcastic nonscenester: Music core.

by katie tran January 29, 2004

pop music

Music that is usually used in order to make ones ears bleed

"Hey, lets go listen to some pop music, I feel putting myself through hell!"

by Janaye September 3, 2002

pop music

a shitty form of 'music' (some1 plz explain how it can fall into the same catergory as metal) where a bunch of 'boys' (once again confused) wear girls jeans a townie t shirt nd get there hair bleached blonde then buy guitars write a bunch of meaningless shit, it gets on the radio nd almost damages my ears. it sucksey cant sing cant play their instruments and write as well as a piece of retarded zombie cat shit

oooh the girl dumped me coz im a loser(some windows break)
oooh i shagged the gay off star trek (a crappy attempt of a guitar solo)
who's david?did she dump me coz i damaged her ears.
that girls fit lalalalalala (more windows break)
i write pop music lalalalalalalala (1 final window break and i run around screaming "my eaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrs the pop crap is spreading")

by womanofmassdistraction January 21, 2006