Mouse rage

When your computer freezes so you click every possible spot on the screen and bash your mouse against hard surfaces.

Guy 1: WTF DAMMIT WORK!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *clicks everywhere and smashes mouse*

Guy 2: Mouse rage, bro?

by Very Big Muffin February 25, 2011

Danger mouse

A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley

Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'

by Sexy Asian Phil swift February 24, 2019

Minge mouse

When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.

She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me

by ToxicTwin May 10, 2011

mouse cock

A tiny or very small penis.

Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard

by pkt December 17, 2004

micky mouse

Ugly Mouse

Thats Micky

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

mouse hammock

A kotex, feminine pad.

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 23, 2007

cat and mouse

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out

John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse

by Mark Preston March 12, 2003