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Moist

A particular state of mind, where one reaches a state of inner moisture. It may or may not be drug/alcohol enduced. A general feeling of well-being.
Moist understanding.

A wetness gripped me by the balls. (Metaphor)

"im feelin pretty moist right now"

"dude, your moist as"

"so, moist"
by sketi April 26, 2009
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moostable

a common breeding ground for the moose, also a nick name for a smelly girl
damn that girl smells like a moostable

lets bring the moose to the moostable
by pppp May 8, 2005
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Moostake

A portmanteau of moustache and mistake.

It's used because the two are diametrically opposed. Moustaches are very good, and mistakes are very bad.
Dude: Last night you were mackin' on that sea cow, what a moostake.
by Brink Dogg July 13, 2009
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moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 24, 2008
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Mogstash

The longer hairs that protrude either side of a woman's underwear or bikini.

A fishy smelling mustache, also can be protruding from the undies.
Dude, I was swimming in the pool yesterday and when i dived underwater I saw this this fat chick had a proper Mogstash hanging out. It looked like a walrus down there.
by lokey69666 December 22, 2009
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Moistlogstly

A disorder which makes a person hate the color yellow and Miley Cyrus
I just got diagnosed with Moistlogstly because i hate Miley Cyrus and everything yellow
by Reid Reed April 22, 2010
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Moistermost

When something has become so moist, that it cannot moist any moar. Thus, it has become moistermost
I think these cupcakes just achieved a moist level of over 9000, they must be MOISTERMOST!!!!!!!!
by Oohliver March 31, 2011
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