Morsi

A long-lasting power outage. A Morsi tends to last between 30 minutes and 2 hours, but can last even longer in extreme cases.

The term was coined in reference to current Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi, to whom simple tasks like keeping the power on are equivalent to rocket science.

Friend 1: Dude, did you watch the Lakers' game last night?
Friend 2: Ah, I couldn't, my house suffered a Morsi!
Friend 1: That SUCKS!

by Palestine95 June 8, 2013

Scott Morrisoning

When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.

Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.

by Scottmorrison69 May 11, 2019

james morrison

A British singer/songwriter born in Rugby, England. Has some beautiful songs (especially This Boy and The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore) and a brilliant debut album called Undiscovered.

Do you like James Morrison? He's up for three Brit Awards

by Hollyy January 31, 2007

J.P. Morganed

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price

1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.

by Stephanie Cooper March 21, 2008

Morning Wood

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!

by SushiTrash July 7, 2018

Moriah

A very astonishing woman! They are aware that they are rare. Hard to handle but more than worth it! Loyal, out spoken, fun, dangerous, exciting and unpredictable. They are highly addictive.

That girl is astonishing! She must be a Moriah!

by Martha's Mom December 19, 2016

How to keep a moron busy

See How to keep a moron busy.

See the example for How to keep a moron busy.

by Sodium Thallium E May 14, 2008