Mingdao

Mingdao is the name of the smartest person in the entire world. A Mingdao has no emotions whatsoever and struggles to connect on a personal level with others. However, video games, youtube videos, and video editing consume his life, so there is not time for people. A Mingdao enjoys theatre and tennis. If you ever meet a Mingdao BE COOL. He will dispose of you if you do not appeal to him within a few sentences. You won't have a second chance.

Hey, I heard his name is Mingdao. Better watch out. He is a tough guy to be around.

by cookybookylooky April 3, 2019

Googly mingles

1. The half-drunk stage you wake up with in the early morning after being hammered the night before; 2. When you wake up early in the morning after floating the guadalupe river still drunk and everything is funny.

1-wakes up"Yawn"

2-wakes up"Yawn"

1-"says something funny from the day before"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha I got the "Googly Mingles"

by AKinder09 April 30, 2013

Whingy Mingey

A whiny, wimpy individual. From the British terms whinge and minge. Pronounced win-jee min-jee.

Craig Bellamy is such a whingy mingey, every time he's fouled, he cries to the officials like a little girl.

by Stag Thunder May 23, 2013

nie mingjue

owner of the hugest cock in history

i want to be like nie mingjue when i grow up! a bad bitch!!

by nie mingjue big dick March 1, 2020

minging

anything foul, smelly or nasty

"Ugh! This mouldy cheese is minging!"

by Bob August 9, 2003

sea minge

a large lump of seaweed that gets stuck on your legs.

ah that peace of sea minge is attacking me

by the seagull October 6, 2005

minger

Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category. Anyone scoring 7+ on www.amiaminger.com.

She was a minger, a real 8 pinter.

by Shaun April 24, 2004