Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

by love_4332 September 22, 2017

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

miliey

A Dunce,or a piece of S****

I F*** pigs miliey

by IBangDogs May 13, 2018

miletesega

Miletesega means a girl that has no shape that's ugly has no booty no boyfriend and that's lonely and afraid of every one she comes across.

Miletesega is ugly lonley scary and single.

by Laqulasia May 26, 2018

military cosplay

A variation of cosplay where people dress up as military soldiers based on real life soldiers or from popular military themed video games i.e.Call Of Duty.

Random person:My military cosplay for the upcoming anime convention is Soap from Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2

by Mr115 September 2, 2018

Military Recruit

A newly enlisted member of the military who is in the phase of basic training.

The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 1, 2018