microjournaling

as opposed to full-fledged journaling, microjournaling is when one writes small entries into their Notes app, where they can reflect on life, record their learnings and experiences.

“microjournaling throughout the week helped me remain centered and focused”
“microjournaling seems to require much less commitment than full-fledged journaling”

by zenmembrane June 1, 2025

microsofting

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)

Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."

by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025

Microsofted

When a previously good product or service becomes worse due to corporate acquisition, poor integration, conflicting priorities, or the influence of a larger company's bureaucratic approach to product development.

"Ever since the partnership started, ChatGPT totally got microsofted - it's just not the same anymore."

by Itsanamune July 14, 2025

Microdog

A more advanced and cool way of saying microwave. Originally coined in the early 90’s in central Texas.

Hey, heat this up for a couple seconds in the microdog.

by triciad August 21, 2025

Microsoft Edger

A chronically online tech nerd/gooner with a really small penis that likes to go online a lot and goon. Usually a Reddit user with a neck beard that has no life yet enjoys going online to post dumb shit or belittle others. Not all of them wear fedoras, but some do. Commonly also found on Discord

Hey, did you see the way that person on fb replied to me? It’s giving real Microsoft Edger energy……

by Can you burn a Luigi board November 17, 2025

Microsoft Paradox

When Windows demands that you change your password, but the only way to do it is through the Microsoft cloud portal, which is locked behind Microsoft Authenticator… and that piece of shit app just spins forever like it’s personally fucking you. The perfect loop of corporate incompetence.

Why is Amber drinking at work?
The Microsoft Paradox raw-dogged her entire morning.

by BranDamag3 November 19, 2025

Oscar Microsoft

A person who makes good music, but cant speak german

I hear he is a real Oscar Microsoft

by JonOna February 1, 2018