Michael 

There are 2 definitions of Michael. A awesome michael who is chill and awesome to hang out with, who all the girls secretely want. Or a weak scrawny kid who has no confidence and sort of brings a tear of how much of a loser they are. Now 4 out of michaels are the cool badass that everybody loves. So normally being a michael is a good thing. But then there is always that one michael who gets friend-zoned by every girl he asks out. Also who is an annoying douche who thinks everything bad happens to him. So what michael do u know?

Michael was hitting on that girl over there.

Michael by Ead December 1, 2014

Michael 

Someone who worries about what everyone thinks. It is because of this that he chooses to live his life in the closet, even though all of his friends already know and accept him for who he is. He also can't cook to save his life, and his parents still spoil him even though he is a grown adult with a really good job, and he drives a V6 Mustang

"That guy needs to quit being a Michael, and just live life how he wants."

Michael by Macabagdal February 3, 2015

Michael 

dirty pervert hooker.<3
that you will always love bcuz he's super sweet.
and sexy..
and a skater (:

Ted "look, its Michael"
Ashlyn "OHHHHH, YAY."

Michael by errybody_errywhere22 July 25, 2011

Michael 

Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves.

One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.

Hi, Michael? I hear you really like penises, let's be special friends!

Michael by Captain McDouche February 4, 2010

Michael 

Would go gay for George Lucas and/or Jordan Bailey

"My boyfriend just pulled a total Michael! Who the fuck is Jordan Bailey?!?!"

Michael by Bitcheetah August 26, 2010

Michael 

Known to be very driven and can always sustain conversation no matter how lame the conversation or person, he also commonly has one of the largest penises of all men.

Damn, I'm so sore today because I spent the night with Michael!

Michael by Stepphers March 4, 2017

Michael 

A stuck up piece of dog dookie who thinks he is better than everyone else. Also a cancerous tumor faggot.

I fucking hate Michael, I wish he was a nugget so he would roll away

Michael by Rowletkeeper92 June 11, 2018