Gym Meet

Probably the best thing ever created. While NDP might think that it was ripped off of them, true Maryvale girls know the real meaning behind Gym Meet. It's all about who's the best out of all the class and who's the most spirited/united out of the bunch. Working on a $7 budget per person, classes prove that there is ingenuity and creativity by the costumes, formations, songs and other assorted dances and whatnot that come out of Gym Meet. How else can you explain a class walking around in spandex? Twice. In front of the whole school. And being totally proud of that fact. The thing about Gym Meet is that it shows just how close a class is with each other. Sometimes, banner winners have gotten their formations, songs and marches down in a matter of days. Whether they're Senior Rocks, Spartans, Eggs, Skators or Sky-divers; Junior Cicadas, Nerds, Jailbirds, Geniuses, or 2007 flashing back to the 70's; Sophomore Scubas, Beatles, Sorcerors, or Sumos; Freshman Fishes, Football, Fireman, Surfers or Army; true Maryvale girls know how to do Gym Meet and how to do it right. It's just something that's in the air and is caught. It's infectious. AND IT'S SO TOTALLY MARYVALE!

NDP GIRL: Your Gym Meet is SO ripped off of ours.
MVP GIRL: So?
NDP GIRL: Ours is way better.
MVP GIRL: Where do you do yours?
NDP GIRL: In the gym.
MVP GIRL: Bah. We only do it in the gym if it's lightening and thundering outside. We do it like real women. On the fields. In the mud or the rain when necessary.
NDP GIRL: EWWWWW! That's gross and so nasty and unsophisticated.
MVP GIRL: Nope, that's Maryvale for you. Say, have you done your marches, formations, dances and songs with bare feet.
NDP GIRL: No. Why?
MVP GIRL: We have. Outside. With some mud. It's cooler that way.
NDP GIRL: AHHHH! MONSTROSITY! I CAN'T STAND IT! *runs away, crying, having been properly beat*

by tie-dye-07-most-spirited-ever July 25, 2008

Can you meet me halfway

to meet someone halfway of the journey

can you meet me halfway sami?

by canyoumeetmehalfway January 5, 2010

Meerkating

Posing like a Meerkat in a public place, and then taking a picture of it. Meerkating has the same concept as planking, but you are squating and posing like a meerkat with your hands out in front of you like paws.

"We need to go take some pictures!" "Let's go meerkating"

by partyrocktom August 27, 2013

meet the barkers

a wonderous show featuring travis barker, of the broken up band, blink 182, and currently a member of the transplants, and his wife shanna, an actress, and a playmate. its a reality show showing the life of the happy couple. you often see travis with no shirt and shanna taking care of their kids. its really good. end of story. no dought. kbye.

MEET THE BARKERs MOMENT
shanna (one who spends about 70% of her life sleeping): i love sunrise. its my favorite time of day
travis: HAHAHAHAHAHA. SUNRISE?!
shanna: im serious!
travis: youre always sleeping, honey. HAHAHAHHAA.
shanna: TRAVIS!

by jaqulin April 30, 2006

Meet and Greet

Code for blowjob or fellatio.

It was that time of the month, so I got my boyfriend off with a meet and greet.

by TS - the texas shocker April 29, 2010

meerkattin it

When a turd is very close to the exit hole, and with every movement its escape comes closer and closer.

Bannon was meerkattin it all the way home.

by T-Bag January 21, 2005

Meet

A word mostly used in young Irish culture. To engage in kissing which involves tongues between a male and a female normally. It is sometimes done in front of an audience because people try to arrange these encounters to watch and to entertain themselves. Used more along the adolescent age group than older individuals.

(Boy is talking to another classmate about when some of his friends are going to "meet")

Boy- "Kate is meeting Alex after school"

Boy2-"Is she?! I can't miss that!"

by Wicked informer March 12, 2011