Kim Mathers

hotty

kim is hot

by matt hines May 25, 2003

mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 8, 2006

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A FUCKING GREAT RAPPER! who is commonly confused for being the best rapper alive, although incredibly lyrically talented, he is liked by the fucking ignorant white suburban teenagers who define urban dictionary. the same ignorant chodes who call Lil Wayne a shitty pop mainstream rapper. YOU DO REALIZE LIL WAYNE HAS HAD LIKE ONE SONG ON THE TOP 40 CHARTS LIKE EVER? Have you heard eminems new album? Rihanna? Pink? how more poppy mainstream can you get???!! and dont even mention this little bitch ass yungin called B.o.B. people say hes saved hip hop! the most mainstream thing on the planet. i live in DC and trust me NO REGULAR BLACK KIDS I KNOW LIKE HIM!

Lil Wayne is the bet rapper alive! his metaphors are out of this fucking world! too bad lolipop is some shit, maybe i should not be ignorant and listen to his good stuff on the internet. man i wish Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers didnt go all pop on us. This B.o.B kid is a lil bitch!

by therealfukintruth September 21, 2010

Mathew

Mathew, a really nice guy. He is very friendly once you get to know him. He has a heart that is just waiting for some love. He is the kind of guy that will be willing to listen to you, he makes you smile when you don't want to smile. He might be a constant downer on himself, but one day he'll realize that he is very important to someone. He is an amazing person to talk to. He will make you laugh without him thinking that he is funny. He has his own personality and is really interesting once you get to know him. He may be weird sometimes, but that's what makes him fun to talk to.and also is bad about waking up in the mornings

Mathew Hates getting up in morning

by Skye reed May 21, 2020

mathew christian gentzke

Gay

Mathew Christian Gentzke is gay. Gay homosexual not straight slut

by Mathew Christian Gentzkr July 25, 2016

Mathieu Sicardi

Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)

I love Mathieu Sicardi more than he loves me and this proves it.

by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020

Mathew

Definition - Mathew: a loving friend.
A friend that longs for hugs.
A friend who does not take no for an answer.

The Mathew’s of the world are kind, loyal, and kinda annoying.

Mathew’s should be treated with love and kindness.

You can see their hearts explode.

Happy birthday to you, Mathew’s of the world.

May your day be filled with calmness,
May your week be filled with surprises,
May your year be filled with much happiness.

We love you.

Sincerely,

Your fans.

Mathew is kind!
I saw Mathew in Sia’s basement!
Mathew cagacazzo!

by Trisha lover April 1, 2022