1)A very round marine that is balding and has problems with pre-mature ejaculation.
2)A dirty fat slob that likes 13 yr old boys who wear spandex.
2)A dirty fat slob that likes 13 yr old boys who wear spandex.
by jerry da jew December 6, 2004
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They're ninjas. Professionals – world’s elite warriors. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. There r very few of them. They do more w/ less. They no that a true warrior fights not b/c he h8s wat is in front of him, but b/c he loves wat is behind him. That’s y Marines r first 2 fight by land, air, & sea & last 2 leave. They are trained much harder and longer than the U.S Army, AF, Navy, and Coast Guard b/c their job is 2 go above and beyond a regular warrior. They r more disciplined and no better than giving up. On a mission 2 rescue a hostage, a Marine busted door down. The result? 12 hostiles, 12 headshots, 3 seconds. A Marine is a person who didn't just want 2 settle 4 having a job, but 2 live a life of honor, and not of privilege.
The Marines go in & take over land & then move on; the army comes in to occupy the area and clear up the already dead bodies that the Marines have killed. Marines r experts in the application of violence. They have no fear. They are fear itself. They are well educated ppl who scored well on the ASVAB or would have settled for the Army. Most of them have some sort of college degree. Unlike the Army, the USMC doesn’t take any high school drop outs.
Marines r born from loyalty, love of neighbor & country & a desire 2 protect & safeguard. Their actions r precise, principled, determined and committed 2 act selflessly 4 the benefit 4 others. Always faithful. There is no better friend, no worse enemy than a U.S Marine.
The Marines go in & take over land & then move on; the army comes in to occupy the area and clear up the already dead bodies that the Marines have killed. Marines r experts in the application of violence. They have no fear. They are fear itself. They are well educated ppl who scored well on the ASVAB or would have settled for the Army. Most of them have some sort of college degree. Unlike the Army, the USMC doesn’t take any high school drop outs.
Marines r born from loyalty, love of neighbor & country & a desire 2 protect & safeguard. Their actions r precise, principled, determined and committed 2 act selflessly 4 the benefit 4 others. Always faithful. There is no better friend, no worse enemy than a U.S Marine.
Air Force: Hi, I'm Air Force and I don't do shit. I'm scared of wars. I'm going to go back to my hotel and get pampered some more. You can call me Chair Force if you want because all I do is sit in my office and get fatter.
Navy: Hi Air Force, I'm Navy and I like blow jobs. I like seamen, especially on my face and in my asshole.
Army: Oh, that's cool. I like to sleep and make the Marines do all the work. Marines are so cool. I wish I was one of them but I'm army strong. Marines are way stronger than pussy ass army strong.
Navy: Hi Air Force, I'm Navy and I like blow jobs. I like seamen, especially on my face and in my asshole.
Army: Oh, that's cool. I like to sleep and make the Marines do all the work. Marines are so cool. I wish I was one of them but I'm army strong. Marines are way stronger than pussy ass army strong.
by 1039LOL1039 May 18, 2011
Get the Marine mug.A Marine was part of the Navy, they simply were the Navy's infantry but wanted to be there own branch. They can fight in smaller numbers where the Army can't fit into, there the people who go in first and hold off a place untill the Army can hold it and capture it, they are a pretty cool branch and desirve the highest respect as does the Army,Navy,Coast Guard,Airforce does. =)
Marine: O dude i just passed boot-camp, im a Marine now!
Army: O dude that's great i hope you get alot out of it, i just got my airborne wings, yay!
Marine: Dude that's insane, were going to get laid
Army: Hell yeah! well anyways i have to go jump out of a plane and kill 1,000 terrorists. Cya!
Marine: O ok broski, i have to go an hour ahead on a boat with 9 other guys and hold some place before you get here, Cya soon!
Army: Save me some kills!
Marine: There will be plently
Both: Haha
Army: O dude that's great i hope you get alot out of it, i just got my airborne wings, yay!
Marine: Dude that's insane, were going to get laid
Army: Hell yeah! well anyways i have to go jump out of a plane and kill 1,000 terrorists. Cya!
Marine: O ok broski, i have to go an hour ahead on a boat with 9 other guys and hold some place before you get here, Cya soon!
Army: Save me some kills!
Marine: There will be plently
Both: Haha
by zman69airborne May 8, 2008
Get the Marine mug.noun, one who inflicts pain and suffer to acquire discipline on or to, younger Marines to prepare for battle or to provide mission essential training through stern and meaningful yelling and guiding. To LEAD younger marines.
"hey you bad ass marine sergeant go PT these devil dogs so they can better their PFT and CFT!", Sgt Spamlet, Sgt Flippe; sharpening steel with steel; leading 6 marines into enemy territory with little means of survival and fullfilling the mission no matter what. the opposite of Sgt Cantino.
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Get the Marine Biologist mug.So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.
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