Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is my husband.

Look! Daddy Draco Malfoy over there

by wifeymalfoy September 12, 2020

Maeson

Best person you will ever meet in your life. At first you will find him to be a stupid retard, but he really has a big heart. Many people might find him to be an ugly fuck, even though they are probably edgy teens trying to hate on people like everyone does. If you need any help in life, text him or call him. If you ever find one, talk to him! He is good at making friends and will never stop caring about others. In conclusion, never be afraid to talk to Maesons.

Random Human 1 “Is that a Maeson?”

Random Human 2 “Yep, talk to him! He’s a good friend of mine”

by I have actual friends October 15, 2018

Malcolm

The cutest guy in the school. all the girls love him. but the only girl that is right for him is any girl named grace, especially one with a last name that starts with v, w, or z, and that has a birthday in June, July or August, and the date an even number. Malcolm is tots hot and deserves to have the perfect grace!

"man, malcolm is smoking, he is perfect for that grace girl!"
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."

by rahrahrahromama January 2, 2012

Maldon

A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.

On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".

by JimmyJimJim May 18, 2012

Malcolm in the Middle

Verb: When three gay men engage in group sex. In this situation one man must act as "Malcolm" and situate himself in between the other two men.

Malcolm just got Malcolm in the Middle 'd by Reese and Dewey.

by CLlT October 30, 2015

Malfoy

A Malfoy is a person that constantly screws up at everything attemps, more than one screw-up is more than likely.
Also a synonym for screwing up in general.

That guy is such a Malfoy.

Dude, you totally did a Malfoy last night!

by Lanceler November 4, 2007

Lucius Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy is a pureblood wizard and a high ranking Death Eater. Lucius' dull wit caused him to lose favor with the Dark Lord towards the end of the series.

Contrary to the opinions of deluded fangirls, having a pale pointed face is in no way sexy. The term "Lucius Malfoy" could be used to describe a person who is incompetent.

That guy is such a Lucius Malfoy! He can't do anything right!

I hope I don't get a Lucius Malfoy as my lab partner.

by Eurido June 28, 2011