Maiden

A girl who needs a lotta sex or someone, with a vagina who needs sex

He had sex with the unmarried maiden

by andtittiesobiesan April 18, 2016

Malenutrition

It's a general term for a medical condition primary men suffer from, caused by an improper or inadequate diet and nutrition consisting of Beer, Beer and any type of food that goes with it best.

John died from Malenutrition last year.
Yeah, did he...
He did- have another beer?
Sure thing.

by Smallaxt February 28, 2009

Iron maiden

One of the toughest normal enemies that you fight in Resident Evil 4. They have spikes in them that extend when you are in range. The best way to defeat one is eiher a rocket launcher or the chicago typeweiter. The game tells you that you have to use the infrared scope and the sniper to defeat them but it is slow.

"I was playing re4 last night and an iron maiden killed me. It was an awesome death though"

by 12D3 December 16, 2008

Rozen Maiden

A Japanese anime brought to America comparable to a combination of Zatch Bell and Lucky Star. The main characters consist of dolls that mostly have useless powers such as growing thin vines and throwing petals expecting to kill their opponents all in order to become "Alice" the perfect girl. One of the characters, Suiginto, uses black angel wings as weapons though uses them to throw specific feathers, litteraly doing nothing to no one. I don't think the perfect girl is a person who can do the most useless in killing tactics and skills.

The show spawned 4 animes/specials: Rozen Maiden, Rozen Maiden Traumend, Rozen Maiden Oveture and "Detective Kunkun" Which all have a promising plot but are about as filler as Lucky star when they really need to throw more aspects in for the 12-14 year old girls who watch it besides the creepy teenagers who watch it for "The hell of it, Desu"
The character Suiseiseki shall forever be a an online "fad" as she is constantly mentioned on sites like 4chan and Fail blog, for being one of the strangest characters a show of that genre would have.
Regardless it's worth a good watch if you ever happen to drop your entire life and girl/boyfriend for the internet or such weerbo things. Just remember to pound your head in before hand for the filler episodes so they seem clever.

Guy 1: "Hey, who's your favorite Rozen Maiden Character?"
Guy 2: "Suiseiseki Desu!
Guy 3: "Isn't that show that prissy doll anime?"
Guy 1 and 2: "Yep"

by Maliki321 March 17, 2010

Iron Maiden

1. Iron Maiden: A medieval instrument of torture and death.

2. Iron Maiden: A heavy metal band also considered to be an instrument of torture and death.

1. Arrrgh no! Not the Iron Maiden!!
2. Arrrgh no! Not Iron Maiden!!!!!

by Verne December 3, 2003

James mallen

A person of epic quality.He was once followed by an old woman who claimed the sewer was where drinking water for the city came from. After that he drank some sprite he found in the park and got sick.

james mallen the one and only

by burgerk!ng October 18, 2008

Iron Maiden

A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.

Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.

by you all lick anus ,ya friggin fags October 5, 2005