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mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
by dibber88 November 29, 2009
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Musical Geek

Somebody that is completely obsessed with Musicals and lives only for them. Listen to their iPod and it will be completely filled with 'Billy Elliot' , 'Wicked' or 'Les Misérables'.

Mention anything to do with Musicals and they will burst in to song and then continue to sing a medley of all of their favourite songs from their favourite West End Shows.
A typical Musical Geek would say:

Geek 1 : 'Oh my goodness, guess which Wicked song came on earlier?'

Geek 2 : 'I'm limited. Just look at me - I'm limited?'

Geek 1 : 'And just look at you, you can do all that I couldn't do, Glinda'

*Excited squeals*
by defineonline June 20, 2010
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Mushroom Slider

When a chick is giving a massive blow job, stops and puts a line of cocaine on your cock, snorts it, then proceeds to deep throat said cock until she gags
This bitch gave me the meanest mushroom slider ever!
by SpecialEditionMario December 11, 2010
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Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
by Cangri518 September 6, 2011
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museum level

When monitoring effects of psychotropic substances, a commonly used term for a level that produces a just perceptible effect is "museum level." This is a slightly-over-threshold level which allows public activities (such as viewing paintings in a museum or scenery watching as a passenger in a car) to be entered into without attracting attention.
Person 1: Are you getting the fear? think we better turn back home..
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)
by skeptikalia April 25, 2013
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Mushroom Tart

An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.
Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015
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Mustard Drops

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015
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