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Moon Pushups

Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.
We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.
by Mr2fist July 27, 2011
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da moon

a lovable, wise person possessing characteristics of the moon. da moon is often pale, blinding with light, strong, stinky like cheese, and has a heart unlike those on earth.
oh you dont know my boy alwyn? he is DA moon....
by dontfuckwitliggylee September 16, 2017
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Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.
“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.
by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020
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Connor Moon

The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.
Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon
by Gary p November 13, 2016
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moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
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wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
by vyking68 January 12, 2017
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moon booty

A girl's butt that is very thick, round and big. Girls from cardio sports like rowing usually have one.
"Dude, are you in with moon booty? Her ass is out of this world!"
by Emery December 21, 2015
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