fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com

Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.

by kellyfatman December 6, 2006

fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards

wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !

by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008

Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

Mittening

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.

Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.

by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008

mittuch

when in the process of sexual intercourse and/or fornication, the male will savagely beat the female savagely while screaming in german. at the end of the copulation, the female will be crippled, if not dead. if she cannot get out of bed for at least a day, she has successfully been mittuched.

Dude, where is sarah?

i think she was mittuched

hooah

by kaydett April 14, 2010

Pirate Mitten

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.

by Bocajo September 28, 2006