MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)
milf-mobile - Milf transporter
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)
milf-mobile - Milf transporter
by Gerry June 30, 2004
Get the MILF Mobilemug. by Alan T Ftw October 6, 2006
Get the milf weedmug. by Chemical Sam June 16, 2009
Get the Milf Centralmug. A hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, classy enough, and definitely fuckable.
Karen (mother): Today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a boner..
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.
by MidgetPorn April 11, 2010
Get the Office Milfmug. Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
At the gym.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010
Get the MILF Wreckermug. by anonymous369 October 10, 2005
Get the milf and cookiesmug. 1) Danger Kitty
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.
by Meat Sock February 26, 2009
Get the MILF & Cookiesmug.